Because the first one just wasn't retarded enough.

: "You can't seriously be suggesting the world can take care of itself, are you?"



: "The agent will have spread around the world in seventy-two hours."



: "In half a week, the word 'free will' won't exist. I'll take it out of the dictionary myself. I'll even let you live, to see the day all the world licks my boot."

: "That's a good plan, Thetis."

: "Thank you, Secretary-General."

: "If only I had some way of stopping it."

: "Well, you don't. ... do you?"

"I dunno. Does he?"

: "Oh no. It's the COOL novas!"



: "Donigal, Dayes, meet Nova Madigan. Assest Codename 'Flicker.'"

: "Hi guys!"

: "Flicker? I hardly know her."

: "Thump her on the side of her head, see if she stops blinking - "

: "How was Mars, Flicker?"

: "It was great for me! Nathan didn't like it."

: "O-k-k-k-k-ay, yuh-yuh-yuh-you cuh-can come."



: "A faction within Project Utopia has gone rogue. They're spreading a mind control agent worldwide."

: "Turning people into mindless sheep?"

: "Yes."

: "So really, nothing's gonna change."

: "This information comes from one of our finest 'undercover' agents."

: "Did you put quotemarks around 'undercover?'"

: "He did. Hello, Nathan. Who're your young friend?"

: "She's - "

: "Single!"

: "We get to beat up an old lady?"

: "You do."

: "Wow. Scratch #6 off my to-do-before-I-die list."

: "What'll you do for number five?"

: "You."

: "Awesome, we totally double-teamed that retard."

: "I teleported mine to Mars!"

: "Uh... I left you one."

: "Four's a crowd, firecrotch. Why don't you piss off back to your IntCell?"

: "Why don't you go back to 'oiling your gun?' Not that you need any practice..."

: "Guys? Proteus assassins outside that door? Maybe stop being a bunch of apes?"

: "Oook oook."

: *scratches under armpits*

: "Okay, let's visualize the problem fresh. Flicker's been mind controlled and we've been teleported to the frozen wastes of Calgary, and Flicker took Kara with her because Thetis has a cat fetish. All we need is a local nova whose powers we can copy. Is there one?"

: "... there is, but you're not going to like it."



: "Stop staring at my chest, Gerad."

: "Fuck you, Nathan. You stop staring at mine."

: "Stupid Canadian super-transsexuals."

: "Okay. the mind control agent is counteracted by the state a mind reaches during orgasm. All I have to do is seduce her somehow - "

: "You're really pretty as a kitty. You wanna have sex?"



: "Are you sure you're back to normal now?"

: "I don't know, we should make sure."

: "This is a good way to die."



: "Wow. Stripping to the waist really does make you bulletproof. Action movies didn't lie to me after all!"

: "But how do you intend to defeat an octagenarian..."

: "IN ALIEN BATTLE ARMOR!?"

: "Uh. I don't think this is canon."

: "I'll show you a cannon!"

"You're really pretty as a kitty. You wanna have sex?"