(Point the First: this was written as a joke on the spot when we were discussing having 2018 reboots and 2010 reboots meeting each other. It got a little silly.)

(Point the Second, the new website won't permit more than ten images per post, so the original is nuked - so here is the version that works.)

Until the day comes when Machina and Nathan Dayes can cross paths...

This will have to do.

"It's very simple, Secretary-General. Either you grant my people an independent nova-led nation, or I will see to it that come tomorrow, the sun will come up in San Francisco Bay. IN San Francisco Bay."

"We can't raise that kind of money in time!"

"I'm not asking for money, Secretary-General."

"Oh. Sorry, I got you mixed up with the guy on the other line."

IN A WORLD, WHERE NOVAS, ARE KINGS...

"Get me Directive C3I. Tell them to put together contingency plan Echo Gemini."

IN A TIME, WHEN THE WORLD HANGS BY A THREAD...

"How do you stop an out of control nova?"

"With two of them."

(INSERT THAT EPIC MUSIC YOU HEARD IN 40% OF THE MOVIE TRAILERS LAST YEAR)

"Gerad, for this operation, you'll be working with one of our up-and-comers."

"Commander, come on. This guy's young enough to have squirted out my dick yesterday - "

"I'm surprised you can still chub up at your age."

"Heh. I like your style, kid."

WHEN YOUR LIFE IS NO LONGER YOUR OWN...

"DIEDIE PAINPAIN KILLMURDERKILLFUCK"

"Gerad! Get down! Get - "



"Nice powers, tardfart."

"... that's MY line."

WHEN EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG...

"Dayes! IntCell Teabag is compromised! Do not open the drop! Do not - "

"Sorry, wait, IntCell Teabag?"

"It's British."

WHEN ONE DIRECTIVE ATTACK DOG JUST ISN'T ENOUGH...

"They sent you two? YOU two? All you can ever be, is as good as I am. How do you plan to prevail?"

"By being twice the bastard you are. That's Gerad's gun up your ass."

"Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"

IT'S TIME TO SEND...









SUMMER 2008