Okay, I'm going to lay some wisdom down for y'all because I noticed that we have two groups of folks here that are in need of my age and experience before they get too fucked up:

1. You youngsters that don't know what the fuck life is like yet.

2. You older but still scary ass naive sonsabitches.

So, a couple of bits I've picked up over the years.

• Plea bargains are your friend.
  
• Just because you heard that Spetsnatz can kick a Seal's ass and that Seal's can kick a Ranger's ass doesn't mean the Ranger is a pussy.
• Don't be pointing a gun at no one if you aren't gonna shoot them. Three or four times.
• You don't tell Crazy where you live. You don't tell Crazy your last name. And you don't take Crazy home to meet Momma. But you ALWAYS fuck Crazy.
• Find your brand and stick to it. Makes for a better time.
• You don't get a tattoo, cycle or gun cuz it's cool. These are fucking life choices.
• First hour in jail or first day in prison you kick the shit out of some motherfucker.

That's it for now. Read and learn. Uncle Bill will be back with more.

• Leave virgins the fuck alone. It's never good.
• If it's worth fighting for it's worth fighting dirty.
• The cops ain't as smart as those CSI dudes but don't get lazy. Cover your ass.
• Learn how to take care of your ride.
• There's always folks that are smarter than you, tougher than you and prettier than you. Recognize this shit and cheat, it makes a difference.
• Get a dog or a cat. It helps make sure you come home often enough to make sure your place don't burn down.

Remember, I'm just lookin at for your ass.

• If you wanna win a fight you gotta kill their spirit or kill their body. If you don't it's just part one.
• Getting high ain't necessarilly bad. But it may be bad for you. If you got a problem with the shit try something else.
• That shit on porn? That's for show. When you chow bush you get in there and get the job done.
• If you ride you wear enough leather for safety. More than that and you ain't ridin'. You're cruisin'.
• You eat meat medium-rare or rare. More than that and you're pissing off the cow.

Hey Bill,

I'm diggin your life lessons. Keep em coming.

Also, I'm young and I don't know much yet, but I have learned two things.

1) Words don't mean shit. Look at actions if you want to know what is really important to someone.
2) People always do what they WANT to do. If someone says something is the most important thing in the world to them... they will prove it through their actions, or they will prove themselves a liar, see rule #1.

PS. Bill if you would rather other folks not post in your life lessons let me know and I'll delete this post.