I might have a new job. What did everyone else get?

I didn't get anything. Happy Dominion Day (I keep it old-school.) What's the new job, then?

Happy What Day?

Canada?

They have a day? Howcome?

Well, it was Dominion Day until about 1982, and then because we wound up getting our own Constitution we changed it to Canada Day.

Oh yeah, this. I'm gonna be a civic defender.

Yes, yes. Happy Canada Day.
Now I'll celebrate "Getting rid of a hangover" Day.

Civic defender? For what?

Civic Defender? No kidding? That's awesome! I know you'll do a good job. =D

Thanks Flick, I hope so too

When did we get all these new smilies?

About when you flashed the melons and muffin on TV.

Rub it in why don'cha

You thought folks were gonna forget?

You got a whole generation of young studs rubbin' one off to your pictures and the thoughts of what you could do to them.

Think of it as one of the perks of being cool with the brain stuff.

Eh, it's not so bad. It's not like you did something horrible, except maybe in the eyes of some crazy conservative assholes or something. Odds are most people with half a brain don't care and will eventually forget about it. There's plenty of beautiful novas to wack off to.

Of course, that doesn't mean they'll stop wacking off to you.

But I'm a unicorn. My perspective has developed out of necessity.

To direct attention back to Eliot's query:

Oh right, this. I'm civic defender for Calgary. We had another civic defender, a corporate-sponsored guy called the Petro-Canadian, but he went a little funny so now I'm the civic defender.

I don't think we ever got attacked by robots or Terats or Americans so I think I'll be spending a lot of time doing shows and stuff. With a fireproof suit this time. I'm going to underline that part of the contract.

Also I think they're going to have a "design my uniform/costume/whatever" contest. I'll let people know how that turns out.

Deep envy fills me. I want to know more about how this works.

Well, you can just use this program here. Anyone can submit ideas, so I'm curious to see what people will come up with.

Design a costume? I could give that a try, but I don't think you and I have the same fashion sense.

You just want her to fight crime in this:

.....

Isn't there someone already in an outfit like that?

Someplace like Las Vegas perhaps....

I don't know, looks like a winner to me.

Ahahahaha. No.

Well, we finally settled on one.



Before you ask, the cape's just for show - unless I can somehow finagle one of those eufiber suits that lets me retract it whenever.

This whole cop thing is harder than it looks on TV, though. No one puts on sunglasses after a pithy one-liner to the tune of 'Won't Get Fooled Again' like on CSI: Addis Ababa. It's tickets and paperwork and stuff. It's challenging. But cool.

That looks like a little kid. Fucking sick.