Avast, lubbers, today is Talk Like A Pirate Day ! Pick up ye lingo smarty, else face thar Captain's wrath!

Warned be ye! Arrr!

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*pulls out a ninja-to*

You DID NOT just say that!

*UPPERCUT!*

Ninjas > Pirates but Ninja Pirate girls in Sailor Suits > All.

PIrates will always defeat Ninjas unless they're one on one...

Arrr, me pink beautie, today is a day fer us pirates only! Another day there be fer ye ninjas!

Bah.

All pirates are, are a bunch of rum-addled, drunken bastard children.

A clan of well armed and trained Ninjas would decimate an entire crew of Pirates. Without a casualty.

Ye talk dirty, ye lubber bilge rat; why don't ye be comin' over 'ere to say that to me face?

I vote pirates, since they actually existed - unlike ninjas, who never really did run around in black PJs (that bit probably comes from Japanese theatre with their black-clad stagehands standing in for ninjas.)

Of course, pirates and ninjas fall like rain before the might of Atomic Robot Zombie Men! Which you just know Prodigy is working on...

I think I'm gonna be fighting something like that next session actually....

Today shall be talk like a ninja day.


Starting now.

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Okay, that's enough of that.