Jason bounced and gyrated to the music, grinning at herself in the mirror, her bare feet gliding on the coping of the hot tub, her long, silvery hair loose and wild. She would be damned if she would admit to anyone, especially to Kat-and-her-fourteen-years-of-dance, but in the privacy of her own room, she could admit to herself that dancing was pretty fun. Particularly if she could get a good view of herself doing it. Fuck! I'm so vain...

"I'm so vain-" Jason began to sing in her lovely soprano. She had already removed her tank top and was starting on her skin-tight short shorts, when she froze, becoming aware of another face reflected in the mirror. Another face that was her face.

Jason whirled, confronting the woman who floated outside her hotel room, yelling in a voice much higher and shriller than she could have wanted, "Holy fuck! You're Knock - Yeep!" Thud! Splash!

Preternatural speed overcame preternatural agility, and Jason slipped on the coping, cracking the back of her head solidly on the edge of the hot tub before sliding into the bubbling water. In seconds, she stood back up, water streaming from her glistening contours as she shook soaked strands of silvery hair from her face. Her radiant, indigo eyes grew wide as she stared at her doppelganger (or maybe she was her doppelganger).

Oh! My! God! She's gorgeous!

"Um, that really wasn't what it looked like, 'kay?"

Jesus-Fucking-Christ, her tits are huge! Mine aren't really that big, are they?

"Okay, maybe it was exactly what it looked like, but it's my body, I can do what I want."

Why is she just starin' at me and not sayin' anything? Jason peeled her eyes off of Danielle's chest and followed her gaze to her own chest. Oh, right, the twins. Jason dropped back into the hot tub, concealing herself up to the neck. The two women, who looked like they had stepped out of the same page of a comic book, just stared at each for several long moments. Say something cool and suave, Jase, make her laugh.

"Well, this is damned awkward, I had always been more of an Ausrine fan myself..." Idiot! Shut up and introduce yourself. "... er, let's try to start this off on the right foot, eh? Hi, I'm Knockout," Crapfuck! "I mean Jason Bellefleur, and you must be Danielle Waters. You wanna come in before you fall outta the sky?"

"..."

"..."

"...ummmm, care to join me in the hot tub? You got to see me naked, I think it's only fair that I get to see you naked in turn."

I'm a fuckin' retard. But at least I don't have to feel guilty for being turned on by a bod like that!

Ryusei heard Jason's scream and without really thinking, he let quantum flow over him attuneing his towel and vanished from his own room and reappeared in hers. He was truly not prepared for what was going on. "What's wrong?"

In her hot tub was Jason, who argueably had less clothing than him on, and outside the window was Knockout, looking in.

Oh my God they're both here. This is totally insane! He chanced looking back towards Jason and confirmed her relative lack of clothing, clamped his eyes shut and turned to face the window. Only then did he open them, looking at Danielle floating there. Almost imperceptible was the faint reflection of Jason crouching in the tub behind him.

Please don't ask for my towel..... I am about to die, I just know it.

"I heard you scream and thought...nevermind... I'm sorry, I'll be going now." Either straight to hell for the thoughts in my mind or probably through said windowas her reaction.

Danielle, to her credit, didn't stay slackjawed outside the window for long. As soon as Jason fell she gasped. "Oh God oh God I'm coming hang on I know CPR - "

By the time Danielle was through the window, Jason was standing back up, and Danielle was gobsmacked again. She's prettier than I am. Holy God.

"Uh. Hi. Uh. Uh, I wasn't - I was - I locked myself out of my room, and I think I miscounted because this isn't my room and they all look the same, and - and I wasn't snooping, I'm sorry, and - "

She invited me into a hot tub.

"And... maybe? Maybe later, uh, in terms of tub-related activities, and is your head okay? I know how to check for fractures and stuff..."

Maybe? Maybe? You met her five seconds ago and 'get naked in a tub' is up to 'maybe?' You -

It was that moment that Ryusei blipped into the room. Danielle felt the rush of displaced air, and blinked. "Uh. She fell."

Jason stared at her golden haired double floating just ahead of her, the tops of her expansive assets emerging from the water with every heavy breath she took. Her lips bent into a crooked grin, and she had to choke back the near hysterical giggles that threatened to escape.

"Er, I've had dreams like this - only you were the one in the tub - I was - well - you know, not a -"

Is this what every guy feels when he is around me? Holy Hell, she's built like Power Girl, and I've never wanted to fly so badly till now. I just want to kiss her... Aw, damn! Had I pretended to drown, she'd be giving me mouth-to-mouth by now.

"Nah, my head's fine. I'm pretty tough... I guess it's too late to pretend I really do need CPR, huh?" Dammit Jason, stop thinking with your... Well, not that, but with whatever it is that does all the horny thinking in girls - Wait! "Wait! Locked yourself out? Why wouldn't just go to the front de-"

Jason was interrupted by Ryusei's sudden arrival, and she twisted around in surprise, revealing a dangerous amount of her chest.

"Ryusei?!" I sound like such a fuckin' girl. "What are you - How - I just fell - and she was - I mean - gah!" Jason's face turned bright red, the obvious bulge in Ryusei's towel stopping her in mid mangled sentence. It was one thing to know you had a certain effect, it was another to actually see the effect you caused. "Get outta here!"

"Jason, what is going on in here? The connecting door was - OhMyFuckingGod! You're Danielle Waters," Katya said, entering the room from the front door, dressed in a shimmering black, one-piece swimsuit that emphasized her great legs and enhanced her modest bustline.

Then she burst out into peals of hilarity.

Perfect.

Ryusei's face flushed as well as he realized what Jason was looking at. Yes, you both look so good that we who are about to die salute you.

"I'm so sorry I thought ... I'll be going back to room now.

Where I can die of shame and embarrasment alone, and take a VERY cold shower.

He vanished just as quickly as he came in and sighed as he reappeared in his room. "Ok, God now that that is out of your system I'd appreciate a slightly less interesting day."


With that he turned on the cold water and climbed into the shower.

"Uh. Hi? Bye." Danielle caught herself waving to both Katya and Ryusei, for different reasons.

"Yeah. Yeah, s'me. Danielle Waters. Uh, I didn't - we weren't up to - I was locked out of my apartment and I miscounted or something and they all look the same and - I should maybe go? I mean, if you're going, you know. Swimming."

Danielle eyed the tub. I will not look. I will not look. I looked. Shit.

Katya was sorry to see incredibly handsome, still wet, towel clad Rysusei blip out of view, but seeing the red-faced look of shock still on Jason's face made her break out into fresh giggles of amusement. Katya turned her attention to Danielle, her impish grin widening, grey eyes sparkling as she boldly eyed the near impossible figure of the blonde up and down.

"I'm Katya, I cannot believe you are here," Kat said excitedly, the occasional snicker still slipping out as she slowly circled Knockout. "You say that you came here by accident after locking yourself out? What are the odds? God, he has a very fine sense of humour." Kat shook her head in awe, and the tiniest bit of envy. "This is beyond incredible, you two, you could be twins, the same figure, the same face. I did not mean for this to happen." She let out a snort that could have meant anything.

"Go? I do not know-" Kat followed Danielle's eyes to the hot tub. Snicker. "Ah! Go join her if you like, don't be fooled by Jason's red face, she's not really that shy. Otherwise, she'd duck lower in the water instead of showing off her chest."

Jason immediately ducked until only her eyes and nose were above water level. "Way too late, Jase. Come on Danielle, don't be so modest, it's only us girls here." Hee, Hee. "There's nothing here that any of us, especially you two, haven't seen before." Fresh laughter bubbled from Katya's throat.

"Kat! What the hell are you do-" Jason cried, the water bubbling around her mouth.

"Hush, you." Katya made her way over to the bed and dangled Jason's indigo swimsuit from her fingers. "If you prefer Danielle, you can wear Jason's one-piece. I assure, it'll be a good fit."

Katya tossed the swimsuit to Danielle, and continued, amusement still strong in her voice. "At any rate, we, and Rysusei, are going out in a while for some sight-seeing, shopping, then the beach. Danielle, you should totally come with."

Danielle stared blankly at the swimsuit. She wants me to wear something Jay wore.

She wants me to wear a swimsuit.

Oh, God. I'm living in a Penthouse letter. "I never thought it would happen to me, but then one day..."

"It... looks like it'd fit... yeah." Danielle turned it around. She has a swimsuit. She wears outfits like that. She's handling it great. What's wrong with me?

"I - I wouldn't mind going out with you. And Jason. And Ryusei." Safety in numbers. "Uh, I just came to Havanna to talk to Jay... uh, let her - him - let you know - " She said, turning to Jay and making a successful effort to make eye contact. "You can have my nickname if you want. I'm not married to it. My friend gave it to me."

I can't believe Kat tossed my swimsuit to Danielle. Jason could feel her heart beating faster at the thoght of seeing the blonde knockout Knockout dressed in the racy number. Is she actually gonna put it on? <pant!> I may have picked it out, but I had no intention of letting anyone but myself see me wear it.

Jason gaze started drifting, eyeing Danielle up and down, her mind picturing her wearing her skimpy one-piece, when what Danielle was saying finally penetrated her fantasy.

"Gah! Don't do that - just call me Jason, Jase, or Jay - refer to me by her or she - flipping genders makes my stomach twist." Jason sounded a little perturbed by Danielle's bumbling of pronouns, but continued in good grace. "I'm flattered - really - that you came to Havana just to see me, it's awesome that I got a chance to see - to meet you too - huh?"

Jason's eyes snapped from Danielle's prominent protuberances, and met her blue eyes with luminous indigo ones, a flash of irritation crossing her stunning face. "You think I want your name? Look Dani, she's the one that wanted to look like you, not me!" Jason pointed an accusatory finger at Katya, for a brief moment showcasing an indecent amount flesh. "I wanted to play hockey in the NHL. I get mistaken for you all the time. The XWF tried to shove every variant of 'Knockout' down my throat. Actually being Knockout would get confusing for everyone, not the least everyone thinking that's it me on that damn YouTube video. I plan on still being called Jason, and I already got make my own Nova name, thanks!"

"Look, sorry for going off like that, it's been a long day - the airport - " Jason let out a long sigh, closing her eyes and pinching the bridge of her nose. After a deep, calming breath, she opened her eyes and looked at Danielle again. "Dani, I think we've been in here long enough. I'm sure Ryusei is having all sorts of nasty thoughts." Jason's cheeks turned flaming red as she muttered under her breath, "I know I am."

Returning to a normal tone of voice, she continued, "How 'bout we all get dressed, collect Rysusei, and go out for a bit of sight-seeing and then the beach, eh? If you don't have a swimsuit Dani, you can have that one, I have another." A much more modest one too.

Abruptly, Jason stood up in the hot tub, her hands doing a poor job of concealing her astounding assets, her wet short-shorts looking ready to explode off her firm behind.

"Umm... girls, mind turnin' around?"

"Hnnnfffwuh." Danielle blinked at the sudden change in scenery. She turned abruptly, still looking at the swimsuit.

It's like string. Just like string. "Uh, I can - I didn't bring one but I can buy my own - "

Good luck getting one that'll fit, though. "Uh, but... if you two want me to wear it... She wanted him to look this way? And he erupted to match that? Oh, she has to be gay. I'm in a room with two hot gay girls. Play it cool, Danielle, you might finally lose it tonight...

"Listen, uhm. Sorry about the thing with the name, it's okay. I just - I heard you were having, er, branding issues, people calling you a knockoff Knockout and I figured, uh, if you kept getting called it then..." She trailed off. "I know. Dumb of me."