DUMN MACHINE BREAK AGAIN! TUM TUM NOT FIND ALL PEOPLES WITH NO MACHINE! TUM TUM GET MACHINE AND LOOK FOR PEOPLES BUT PEOPLES NOT THERE! THEN TUM TUM FIND ALL PEOPLES HERE! WHY YOU PLAY TRICK ON TUM TUM? TUM TUM NOT LIKE MAGIC!!! UNLESS THERE ARE BUNNIES!! OR SAMMICH!!! TUM TUM NOT SEE BUNNIES OR SAMMICH!! TUM TUM BEST OF ALL!!! TUM TUM NOT LIKE DUMN TRICKS!! TELL TUM TUM WHO DID TRICK AND TUM TUM BEAT UP ALLA DEM.

TUM TUM GO GET FOOD. TUM TUM COME BACK TUM TUM SMASH.

I didn't do it.

TUM TUM KNOW YOU DIDN'T DO IT. TUM TUM LIKE YOU. YOU BRING TUM TUM NICE TREATS. YOU KNOW WHO DID IT?

TUM TUM STILL NOT LIKE DUM PEOPLE HIDING OTHER PEOPLE. TUM TUM BEAT UP ALLA DIRECTIVE.

Tum Tum, it was TeknoKat having some fun with us. It was a joke, nothing more.

Although, I did go to full alert here at the island for a bit, increasing my firewalls.

Now, I don't think the Directive's real, but I do freak when someone claiming to be a member of that so called "organization" locks out a forum.

Call it being paranoid...

Oh yeah, I'm talking over your head... ahem....

TEKNOKAT MAKE JOKE. I FREAKED. IT SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY.

In case anyone cares to recall, we could still communicate with one another. We just couldn't post our spleen for the world to enjoy. Is that such a bad thing?

Tum Tum's just trolling for sammiches. I just like it when he posts. Lets me know how interesting this world still is.

Could someone explain to me this whole thing with TUM TUM? Is he some gimmick, or is this guy for real?

You ever read those stories on the OpNet trashnews sites about the Mysterious Mouth? Brick of a Nova shows up and eats everything, and occasionally everyone in site? Disappears without a trace?


That's our TumTum.


HEY TUMTUM!!! I HID 12 SMOKED TURKEYS IN A FILE CABINET IN THE NEW YORK OFFICES OF P.E.T.A
IF YOU CAN FIND THEM THEY'RE YOURS.

Hehe, this could be fun to watch.

You know, you think it's possible that he has a black hole in his gullet somewhere?

*scratches head*

I just don't know how he could have one... Bloody hell, I'm sounding like a damned trekkie aren't I?

TUM TUM NOT TROLL. TUM TUM TUM TUM. WHY YOU SAY TUM TUM TROLL? TUM TUM NOT LIKE CALL TROLL. ENDEEVOR MAKE NICE.

TUM TUM NOT HIDE FROM DIGGY. WHY YOU NOT SEE TUM TUM? YOU GOT HAIR IN EYES? THAT HAPPEN TO TUM TUM SOMETIMES TOO.

TUM TUM LIKE G. G PLAY FUN GAMES WITH TUM TUM. TUM TUM NOT GO TO PETA IN LONG TIME. TUM TUM LIKE CHILDREN, BUT TUM TUM LIKE PRIZE FOR GAME MORE. ONLY WAY TO BE BETTER WOULD BE, UMM, <begins to count fingers> UMM, <counts fingers again> MORE SMOKE TURKEY. TUM TUM BE AT PETA TONIGHT AND FIND ALLA PRIZES.