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#23833 - 11/18/03 12:10 PM
Zen and the Art of Teleportation.
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Nova
Registered: 09/19/03
Posts: 366
Loc: London, England
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You know there's days I wish I never erupted. I've got this Taint crap in my system which makes me glow nice and bright whenever I use my powers, and get's me skin-popping angry over the slightest thing. Top of that I've got various Evil Conspiracies after my arse trying to kill me or capture me. Worst of all I've yet to see any of the "fortune and glory" they talk about on N!.
Today's one of those days.
See, I was on a little recon mission for She Who Must Be Obeyed, out in Tibet. Word was there'd been some weird crap going on up in the mountains, strange lights and craters in the wilderness. My boss reckoned it was to do with a certain worm at the heart of a certain Utopian apple.
Me and a flyer dropped into the region under the cover of a vicious winter snowstorm. We're both immune to the elements so it was perfect cover.
To cut a long story short it all went to hell. My flyer and I got separated and I ended up against three burly Elites with that special "black ops" sense of humour. Took a couple down with my blast then got tagged with some kind of rail gun that blasted me off my feet and off the side of the mountain.
Doubt even my hardy forcefield could have protected me from the impact. But I hadn't gone more than twelve feet before my sphere aura flared up and I found myself drifting in orbit! Lucky my invulnerabilty to the elements seems to extend to vacuum or I'd be a meat explosion right about now.
Was getting a little panicky towards the end of the eighth hour up there. My juice was fading and I was getting really bloody cold. Suddenly, bam! I'm sitting on a bench in Hyde Park.
Anyone got any advice on how to control this bloody power? Once I'd recharged it took me ages to finally jaunt back home. Kept appearing in jungles and polar region and, once, a bloody volcano!
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#23837 - 11/18/03 06:15 PM
Re: Zen and the Art of Teleportation.
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Nova
Registered: 01/20/01
Posts: 4725
Loc: Apex, NC.
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Sphere, if you dissipate your momentum, as some do, you can just teleport to the horizon, look down, and go to your location. Take it easy, keep it slow, and don't panic.
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#23857 - 11/27/03 02:36 PM
Re: Zen and the Art of Teleportation.
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Baseline
Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 95
Loc: France
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How about heroic, a poor planner, or foolish?How about all of the above as well as just plain dead? The concerns of a corpse are irrelevant to anyone but the corpse. Pyric victories? Of what value a pyric victory to anyone but the deceased? Being willing to go it alone against overwhelming odds has nothing to do with being heroic anymore than responding with overwhelming force does. Comments on team battle strategy you can take up with the Director if for no other reason than some of us still get assigned to independent or floater duties. ... and an unlimited budget to make you feel all snug and secure.Send me the application for this job and I promise to consider changing my career. No, not really but I'd be interested in knowing who gets that sort of funding. If you survive it, its worth the experience.That's a dauntingly big if, Cowboy. The smart ones recognize the hand of Lady Luck in having survived and, as they are the smart ones, don't generally do anything that stupid again. On the whole I tend to believe our difference of opinions has less to do with great insight into human nature and more to do with our goals. Heroes, dead or otherwise, don't get the job done. I have the incredible sense of deja vu at the moment. Nothing like a trip down memory lane. 
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There were those that proposed to defend the city by calling on terrible angels to surround it with walls of water, of fire, or of iron.
In retrospect this was not the best of ideas.
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#23861 - 11/27/03 04:20 PM
Re: Zen and the Art of Teleportation.
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Nova
Registered: 01/20/01
Posts: 4725
Loc: Apex, NC.
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Babylon, done it both ways. I will add this, though. Planning it out as much as T2M does tends to limit the situations you get involved in. Yes, you drasticly increase the odds you'll make the Christmas party, but then, I hate Christmas Parties at the office.
The budget thing is one of proportions, Babylon, but the job descriptions still in the mail. On the plus side, no more mall openings.
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#23864 - 11/28/03 08:25 AM
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Baseline
Registered: 06/15/02
Posts: 95
Loc: France
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Planning it out as much as T2M does tends to limit the situations you get involved in.True, but as we're not a law enforcement agency this is not always undesirable. Part of the planning process involves a series of checks and balances built into the decision making process to determine that: (a) a problem actually exists, (b) involvement is necessary, (c) involvement is desirable; and (d) the desired outcome is achievable to the point of inevitability. You could have field day with that last point but keep in mind but it also means the odds of the situation escalating and/or accruing collateral damage is minimized. Granted I am not always the soul of tact but ask yourself a hypothetical like... Oh, how difficult would it be to turn the greater Boston Metro area into a drug free zone in under 48 hours drawing on the combined resources of Project Utopia? Sounds pretty good on paper but think about what it would require to achieve that then ask someone like Captain Preston if the human cost is really desirable. Then ask yourself what the long term effect would be. Having thought about all of that; do you really think T2M and Utopia should charge about will-nilly and get involved in every situation. I say do what will make the world a better place, to hell with PR.I have and do open Malls. I go to conventions, public forums and charity gatherings. This gave me the opportunity, one or thrice, to get the right people together make an entire housing project happen. You got to build some of those houses. Approximately 2 percent. Are we starting to see the bigger picture now? 
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There were those that proposed to defend the city by calling on terrible angels to surround it with walls of water, of fire, or of iron.
In retrospect this was not the best of ideas.
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#23868 - 11/29/03 08:57 AM
Re: Zen and the Art of Teleportation.
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Baseline
Registered: 09/30/02
Posts: 79
Loc: Madrid, Spain
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As always, between the extremes of birth and death, there is change. I myself have often wondered what caused the withdrawal of Utopia from that particular field of battle. No, no, I am not lambasting the project with insinuations of conspiracy. Only commenting that the growth of the megasyndicates proveably correlates to the pressure put on the lesser criminal organizations while not pursing the fight. Senhor Sphere; your question brought a distant memory to mind and, with some minor effort, I (re)located this . It is a conversation ranging a variety of topics as discourses here are wont to do. In paricular there is a mention, by an elite now almost certainly deceased, to an altercation that took place in Marakesh. It is quite dated. Never the less there may be something of interest to you.
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#23870 - 11/30/03 03:37 PM
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Baseline
Registered: 06/15/02
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