Pardon me for not doing this earier. My name is Ulysses Bailey and a "long time reader, first time poster." I'm an attorney based in Washington, DC, and my services are available to anyone who needs them.

So, hello to you all.

Well say hey and call me spanky. Welcome to the zone, Bailey.

Step carefully though, homeboy. There a few real sickos padding around here.

Welcome, Ulysses. That's quite a pedigree you've got to live up to, I might say.

Won-fucking-derful. A quantum-powered bullshit artist.

I thought we were talking about Ulysses Machina?

Welcome to the board.

Welcome!

Bailey? Really?


Well, welcome aboard. Good to hear from you again.

Welcome here, Mr. Bailey.

Hi, Mr. Bailey. Good to see you here. What's your legal specialty (or do you still have only one)?

Thanks for all of the replies, I appreciate it.

Charr - you'd be surprised what you see at a county lockup on a weekend.

ronin - I used to use it as a crutch, but I think my parents finally don't call me the black sheep anymore. Now I'm the nova sheep.

Machina - that's "A quantum powered and well paid bullshit artist."

Leonard - I kept hearing you and a few clients talk about the place, so I figured it was time to add my occasional say. Don't forget, we're still on for lunch this Thursday.

Neil Preston - originally I was working in corporate law, but now I'm the perfect generalist, much like yourself from what I understand.

Interceptor, David 'Dr. Troll' Smith, and BlackStar - thank you, and it's good to be here.

I would also like to offer my welcome - like yourself I am taking this opportunity to involve myself on the boards after a long while of reading the material.

My name is Haze, a follower of Teras and a walker on the road of Enlightenment.

Hello, Mr. Bailey and Haze. Welcome to the Forum.