Man I feel all Mother Teresa as of late.

Limulus has turned into that little lost puppy that keeps begging on your doorstep. Anyone have any advice for getting the boy's education sponsored without him having to travel abroad? My first thought was Utopia (stupid me) but he's really adamant about staying near his hometown. (I'm not even going to get into what a redneck hole his home is in yet).
Problem One: Guy's not willing to leave his town except to go to school.
Problem Two: The guy's about as dumb as Pax is bald.

Any suggestions? And hell, if you kids have any ideas for job opportunities for a guy who can only suspend himself in time and swim like a fish...and wants to stay in Central Florida feel free to throw them in anytime.

On a side note: Anyone know how to reach Dear Abbie? This kind of crap seems right up her alley. I may know a hell of a lot of people in the Biz, but I sure as fuck know I'm not the best person to be giving advice.

"Dear Abbies" should be emailed to me or posted in my area, but since you ask...

I assume we are talking about College. Since he wants to do this on the cheap and isn't quite up to general standards, you may want to consider Community College. Community colleges are normally very cheap & well done. They don't offer the higher level classes, but if he wanted those he would be looking at the Universities.

As for how to pay for this, contact their science department and ask if they are willing to trade classes or money for research on "suspending things in time".

Neat. If I need advice I'll email in them to you in the future instead of flashing the "Abbie-Signal" across the sky.

Though if anyone else wants to put in their two sense, feel free.

PM me on the details, Mr. Horrorshow. Maybe I can put in touch with some people who can help, if I can't help him myself.

Horrorshow, I do have some educational programs that would be helpful in broadening his horizons and increasing his knowledge base. It's something I've had laying around for awhile. I could send you a nice portable with all the programs included if you'd like. I admire the desire of any Nova trying to reshape their mind.