You think if the Roman gods had access to the internet the Message Boards they would use would look a lot like shit on here?

"So Z let me get this straight you transformed yourself into a goose went down to earth and did this hot mortal chick? You are one kinky bastard! H is gonna so kick you ass!" - Ares

Ooooooh.

To hell with the goose, bring on the bull!!

Amaterasu would be such a... prude.

A little while later...

"Zeus love, that wasn't quite what I had in mind." - Danae from beneath a pile of gold coins.

From Prometheus
To Zeus

Subj; Monkey inquisition.

What the fuck is this shit? I had nothing to do with this crap and you know it. It was your lightening bolt that cleaved the night sky, cleaved a tree and from I hear cleaved that bimbo right in her patootie. That was the point of it, right? Impressing the shit out of her so you could chill on all the transformation garbage and just show up and she'd be all, "Oh yeah, baby! Take me Zeus!" Where the fuck do you get off blaming this shit on me? Is it my fault the little fuckers watching the show figured out how to use fire?

Don't get me wrong, Big Guy. You dah god. And hey, I'm a stand up titan. But getting my nuts cut off by that psycho bitch you chill with is just not a good for me. Look I'm all for giving a playah a little room to work but what's the deal, Do? Why you trying to finger me on this?

And don't be telling me no stories about Ares. We both know that little suck up is so busy brown nosing your ass all it would take is a sudden stop for him to end up in Uranus. Cut a brother some slack. No need to be talking playah business in front of the bitches, especially Miss Evil Thing but don't just leave me hanging here.

To Hera (Queenbitch@Olympus.god)
From Artemis (Virgingrrl@Olympus.god)

OMFG! Have you heard what that boy toy of yours was doing earthside recently? Shower of gold, swan and stag, and all?

Seriously, girlfriend, it's time you stop fucking around and just leave the bastard. Nothing redeeming in him. You've seen all those crappy dramas they put out down planetside with the stupid jock that all the girls flock to? Well, hon, it pains me to say it, it's time to look at how life intimates art.

Why the hell do you think I've foresworn men all together? I mean, come down to Lesbos with me at some point and I'll show you something that will open your eyes and curl your toes.

Well, now while this is really weird I have to say it's nice seeing people just being silly rather than crazy.

Good on ya people!

Gerry, I don't take anyone here seriously. Especially me.