If I may, I'd like to make a bit of a personal announcement:

Long has asked me to marry him, and I have gladly accepted!

No date set as of yet, and I'm not at all sure what sort of ceremony will occur, but we both felt that it would be a good idea to post this out here now; this place can use some cheering up!

Congradulations!!!

Get listed somewhere and I'll send you something that plugs in.

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Wow this seems sudden.

But what is sudden for you right?

Congrats.

Sudden? Yes, even for me; took me completely by surprise, but in an entirely welcome way!

Congratulation, both of you. Have you set a date yet? Good news, indeed.

I just hope it is not a flitting fancy on either your parts, unless it is for both of you.

Now to figure out what to get ... what to get ... what to get ...

thank you all, as soon as we actually sit down and set a date we'll be sure to let you know.

Congratulations to both of you. Wish I was in a better mood to enjoy this.

The rules say it's deadly for a man to get his wife anything for the kitchen that plugs in, so that's what I try to do.

Honestly, gifts are neither required nor expected. Long has a lovely home with a very functional kitchen, and the rather spartan nature of the house suits both it and us very well. Warm thoughts are the best gift we can receive.

I wish you both the absolute best of lives. It is simply heartwarming.

I've attended more weddings in the past couple of months than I have in years. I wonder what is in the air?

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Awww... is widdle Endeavor missing her big strong kitty man?



I guess you'll just have to watch another episode of animated porn pretending its not soft core bondage to work out those kinks.

Got that done so its time to say what I came here to say.

[size:8]CONGRATULATIONS[/color]

Shit. Only a nova female would marry a nova male just to get a little pussy. Hey, that gives me a great idea for a prezzy for you, Timer.

Unless your idea of a present is to fall down a mine shaft, I'm not interested, Charr. You are the kind of remorseless psychopath that gives Terats a bad name, as you displayed to the world on OpVid from Ibiza. You aren't content to let the monkeys deal with their affairs while we deal with ours; rather, you make it your business to play with the baselines like a malicious 5-year old with an ant hill and a magnifying glass.

Hey I was equal opportunity. I used the camera to show it ALL BABY! From the pool left by Tiger Jr after getting his terminal beat down groove going, my girls all grown up and wowing the crowds, Thornie getting his balls kicked into next week, more monkey pyschology in action than you can shake a stick at... Mommy Dearest, I got it all out into the world with the monekys at N! begging me for more.

I don't play with zips, Timer. I wait until their greedy little monkey hearts make a bad choice and then I bend them over the fence for a good versus evil humping explanation they'll never forget. Its not play time with Poppa Charr, its out back behind the house with a switch time. And not a one of them get the fuck out without knowing why its happening. That's the fun part. Them waking up to the fact they brought the evil into their own house. Damn shame most don't survive the experience. They might even make good little monkeys afterwards.

So you going to be wearing white or tiger stripes for your wedding?

You really don't have any sort of a grip on just how reprehensible you are, do you Charr?

Sure I do. I got it right... never mind, that's a tentacle.

TimeSlip, welcome to the increasingly visible face of the movement.

Charr can pick out a sinner at a thousand klicks, and never misses and will never gets caught (not that getting caught the first time was that much a detriment to his crusade ... see it as more as a vacation).

You are building a good life for yourself. Keep at it and wipe your feet at the door.

Do not pay him any mind, I do not. Charr isn't worth my time Timeslip, and he certainly isn't worth yours. His mother never taught him not to say things about people he doesn't know.

While I am grateful for your saving my butt in Ibiza, I'm not so grateful that I'll let you take a swipe at perfectly good people trying to make a life together, especially when both of them have lost children.

Shut up and stay out of it.

As for presents, I know you Terats are big into leaving behind human ways and that, but some things are just too good to stick to one species. Never turn down the opportunity for gifts.

[size:10]BABY! [/color]

Its good to see you again too. I knew none of those shallow pool fuckers would get you in the crosshairs. Now don't get all teary eyed on me sweetling. We're beyond that.

So which perfectly good people is it this time; KitKat, Timer, Pink Stink or all of the above? You know me, I never pick the fight but never back off it either so let's not read more into that it is. This was just a friendly congratulations until Timebitchy got indig'nt over someone offering congratulations. Hell, I'm all for equality and everyone getting an even shot at a little pussy.

Not quite, Lone Ranger. But thanks for giving the zips listening in just a little shiver for my benefit. All is forgiven sonny jim.

I consider Endeavour a friend, and I am conscious of Timeslip and Long's losses.

Be nice. You might find that you like it.

Now honey looking back at all of the shit that went down before, you smiling for Herr YooPee and saluting with a click of your heels, would you really want me to have been one of the brainless fucks telling you how great it all was and how you were perfect as the uptight repressed librarian?

Come on, baby. Give it to me straight just like I always gave it to you when the Monkey Power Brigade was cheering.

Be friends with who you like but don't lose sight of the difference between who they want you to think they are, and who they are inside the cage of their skulls. Telepaths that don't peek are the ones that want to keep their illusions.

Let's not hijack the thread like we used to, hmm?

That's my girl.

May Good Fortune bless the both of you.

July the 5th, folks, but it's going to be a very, very small ceremony. Frankly, neither of us is up to a huge shin-dig, and with all of the post-Ibiza stuff floating around, smaller seems better.

I had some op-net trouble, and a issue outside of any conversation here to address, but I will be there.

Congratulations. In this dark time, it is good that such things still shine through.

Congratulations, you two. May your happiness endure and your joy persevere.