Hello all. Since you are the people I am closest to outside of Christopher and Nadine I thought I would let you know I am no longer going by the name of Cull.

It seems unecessary now. I am no longer that insane little goblin that desired to be feared and respected. Edward seems much simpler and appropriate.

Thank you for your time.

Can we call you Eddy from time to time?

I see no reason why not. If you feel we have that sort of comraderie. I didn't think many here felt that way about me. Thank you.

In that case you'll hear E-Man from me once in a while.

I heard a rumor about a mob hit yesterday. It felt strange hearing a totally fucked up story like that knowing that it was probably true and that I probably knew the name of the guy that did it.

I took a long shower afterwards.

Ok...admittedly I've been away from the boards for a while...
But Cull,
did you find Jesus or something?

Where are the "kill, kill, kill, hug a tree" monologues that I've missed so much?

-billy

billy, ever hear of the term "Paradigm Shift"?

I think the former Cull had one. Although I don't think I like the new him that much either... Still creepy.

I just read the "new" Cull and somehow imagine him putting alien seed-pods underneath my bed to make sure I get a good night's sleep and join the collective in the morning.
-billy

I just wonder if I sounded that... odd last year.

I'm hurt. I would really hope that people would forgive me for my past transgressions. I'm trying to make amends.

And we'll believe it when we see it.

Hey Ed, what would we be forgiving you for? Eating sentiants, or caring too much about the environment?

Why am I suddenly reminded of hunting down a psycho years ago who only preyed upon drug users and pushers?

His line was something like,
"But I'm killing people for Christ!"
To which I replied,
"Well, sure you are and Christ wants you to stop now."
In retrospect, maybe I shouldn't have been that sarcastic, but we did end up saving everybody the time and effort of a trial. And besides, he got to personally ask Christ if beating, stabbing, and shooting all those people was really part of the Master Plan.