Sweet Mother of God.
Does anyone else watch the Two Minutes of Hate?
Some twelve-foot tall Native American guy just made his "world debut". I haven't been able to stop laughing since I saw it...seriously, tears are in my eyes. I don't know if it's the Southern Accent. I don't know if it's the Elton John sunglasses. I don't know if it's the fact that he's wearing gold MC Hammer pants.
I'm pretty sure it has someting to do with the fact that his chosen nova name is KingPenis.
Just try to imagine a giant Indian guy, missing a lot of teeth and dressed like Prince on a bad day, doing nothing but screaming his name (KingPenis) over and over again for about thirty seconds.
:blink blink:
It's awesome.

Of course I've already got him slotted to appear on the show next week. God damn I love my job.
-billy

I need to meet this guy. I wonder if he is for real.

Apache Chief!!