Can you believe I had an American tourist with a camera just photograph where I'm living at the moment?

Madre de Dios!

What is it about crazy Americans and their cameras?!

it isn't just the Americans, but they do seem to be at the forefront... You'd be suprised where people hide cameras, and just how many there are...

I beg to differ...ever been to disneyworld, the Japanese are taking pictures of everything...leaves, trash, that stupid Rat It's been almost 20 years since I've been though. Might have changed since then.

It gets better.

I complain to the first policía I see, and he tells me it's my problem, not his!

Madrid is not getting good for novas and homeless people.

Is way for people to make self part of history. Not polite but maybe not intend be rude. Ask them why they do and maybe you learn thing new.

Hah. Yes.

Hmf, guess I've just always expected the whole paparazzi thing.

Luckily I'm too boring to be bothered by most.

Annoying people are like gravity: It generally takes a bit of effort to avoid them ... and if you discover a way to efficiently and consistently nullify them you'll be rich!

I'm afraid not. Well paid, perhaps, but not rich.

Or did you not mean 'nullify' as a euphemism?

Well I'd say the overhead involved in 'Rubbing Out' people precluded the efficiency clause. You're not going to be raking in the dough with infomercials for assassinations (in most places).

To go back to gravity again, just offing annoying folks is like using a hang-glider. It might work but it's not exactly ground-breaking... and you can't get a patent on it.