Skew. How can you come up with a name only half as stupid as this one ? And your hair looks like you take washing as a Christmas gift. Every leap year. But I guess it only shows that you're about as intelligent as the average amoeba...

Last time I kicked your ass, you were lucky I didn't also turn that childish eufiber biker outfit to dust. I don't think many people would have appreciated that action. Or at least, not in these parts. Get a drift. You're not wanted in Glasgow. They don't call me Nuckelavee for no reason, you know ? Oh, I forgot. You can't read, huh ? No point in sending you a newspaper then, I guess.

And while we're at it : Tell those Utopia fucks to pack the stinkin' bags and leave Eire for good, cause we don't want them here, either. We showed the English where their asses belong, and we'll fucking right show you Americans where you can stick your dick ! If you didn't get the drift now, I'll probably have to shove your pisspot grin up your unwashed ass, you omadhoun...

I see your face here one more time, I'll have it nailed to the Parliament's main entrance. Just so the Utopian faggots can take it home...

The Nuckelavee