I know, this is yet another poll from yours truely, and this is a fluff post, but I was just wondering who'd you'd like to see in a XWF style rumble?

I dunno. None of the line-ups seem really, well, flashy to me. If I'm gonna watch an XWF battle, I wanna see some action! I wanna see Quantum Bolts flying, people attacking, bones grinding...

Of which few people here are really capable of doing. Although, the closest here would be Vile Bill and Jager, but then, Vile Bill doesn't stand a chance...

You want to know how Prodigy v. Dr. Troll would go down?

First, Prodigy hides in Abu Dhabi, then, using his superlaptop he hacks into NORAD and calls in a nuclear strike on Dr. Troll.

Prodigy is a brain, he no fight, he fight, he go squish.

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*looks again*

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*confirms by another look*

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Endeavor vs. Ashnod?

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Ooooooooooooooookay.

I hope that's not the main event.

That might work... actually I think Troll would do quite well in the XWF. Although his soak is still a little on the low side for taking on Core.

More importantly, he is still a combat machine rather than the combat nightmare you see in the comics. I actually have a solution for this that also invokes "the stupider he gets, the more dangerous".

Preston ... alone versus Apep? Don't look away, folks. This one will be over in a flash ... slash? All I can say is that Preston would take the occasion to take out another massive insurance policy on himself so that his son is well taken care of after he is gone.

Did it occur to Endeavor that Preston gets hurt by baselines with guns? Normal, everyday guns.

I voted for the Jager-Mr. Bill match. They are professionals and the fight might actually last more than a few seconds. The sadist in me would like to see Prodigy rolled into the squared circle like a Hannibal Lechter clone. To make it fair, they could put Dr. Troll in a iridium steel head mask (aka Man in the Iron Mask) so he could not go Green. Then we would have a fight that resembled two enraged academics at grant-application's time.

I always wanted to see what would happen if Apep and Ashnod really went at it. I think Ashnod would most likely be the "winner" but it would still be interesting.

A. Bill v. Jager would last, exactly that, a few seconds. Jager chuckles for a few seconds as Bill looks for him and then Jager does something awful and mean and Bill becomes a filthy memory.

B. Don't forget, that in addition to being a realy schmott guy, Prodigy is also a complete asskicker as far as baseline level violence is concerned. He absorbed Master Whut Fun, master practicioner of Boot to the Head.

Nah, I prefer keeping Prodigy far away from urgent conflicts between hostile strangers.

*grins* heheh... *nervously looks around*
Actually this was just a hypothetical post. It's all in good fun and all. Quite honestly an Asnod/Endeavor match would not last very long. Ashnod's experience in the ring and her just outright power would pretty much put Endeavor in the hospital. Of course the most likely scenario is that Endeavor would run away like a chicken. Before the bell rang.
Remember everyone, these are hypotheticals.

Scary. *shiver*

It's probably a good time to note that since Troll desperately needs the Mega-Str enhancements, the good doctor has no choice to buy a level of mega-str. (And already has, as of today).

I just saw the poll, O_o; I better start making my will.

Endeavor, you've got it all wrong. Ashnod wouldn't kill ya. That would be too easy and you wouldn't learn nuthin.

ITS SCHOOLING TIME !!!! (and you in that little school girl outfit and everything)

ROFLMAO

I can just imagine... Ow. Fabric just isn't supposed to take that much abuse... Talk about fan-service!!!

You can say one thing about our resident wannabe Mahou Shoujo, she's... well... unique.

[ 09-06-2002: Message edited by: Endeavor ]