My name is Sue 'Flow' Yin, and I am a teleporter who couriers people and things between Havana and Cuba, and sometimes other places in the world, for a dollar per kilometre.

I have three simple rules in the pursuit of work:

I do not become involved in illegal things or with illegal people.

My daughter Meili comes with me at all times. If you do not like young children, then I am not to be hired by you.

I am discreet, and will not speak of business to tabloids or other media.

I can only take one person at a time to a place, though return trips for other people are half-price.

If you are interested, please private message me.

Thank you.

One question for you. If you can only take one person with how does your daughter come along with you? Am I just miss-understanding and you can acually teleport with 2 people?

I can teleport with a person of seventy-five kilograms or less.

Well it is a good thing I am so light..I am under one kilogram

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What i turn my body into air..and well I am very light. Verry much so. I am in fact light as air.

Oh, neat! I could definitely make use of this, Ms. Yin. And that's a very reasonable rate, too! I will be sure to contact you as soon as I need such an arrangement. I love to fly, but my personal propulsion is so slow.

Tell ya what Sue, lemme ride the Flow Train and I'll let you ride the G-Train.

Toot-Toot!

Oh... gotta go... I'm sending ranchy e-mails to Balm's portable Op-net device. You know... one day I'll actually do work at work...

How about elites? Are we "illegal people"? Note I'm not asking you to do elite type stuff yourself, or even get close to it.

I will teleport Elites around the world for personal travel, just like everyone else.

I will teleport you. Are not services in the West for everyone who can afford the cost?

It's true, Ms. Yin. I don't mean to compose a diatribe about class struggle, but unfortunately, it's a little too true. In America, the wealthy can afford most anything, and the poor can in some cases barely afford food. I'm very fortunate that I received the upbringing I did, and that's why I feel it's so important to improve the lives of others as much as I can.

Not that I do not think this is a fine business and all, but I wanted to make sure you knew exactly how restricting 75 kg is. One hundred and sixty five pounds, that is. Sure it is fine for someone like LiberTeen over there, but it is no good with I.

Anyway, if I ever need something delivered, I will turn to you first.

Me too. And that weight will go down as her kid grows up.

My daughter is still too young for school, and I cannot let her out of my sight.

Not in Havana, at any rate.

Maybe after she starts school then.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but Teleportation is nearly instantaneous. Have you not considered day care or a family friend to leave her with during the whole... oh, I don't know... seventy seconds you'll be gone?

I do not have friends or family anymore.

Ms. Yin, we should get together and talk at some time. I think I may have some skills that are of use to you.

You could. Plenty of people here would be more than happy to take up that mantle, I would.

One can never have to many friends.

~Gabe

Why would you?

You're a pleasant, and seemingly fun person. You talk a lot, and are mostly helpful. You seem like you'd be a great friend.

Why wouldn't I?.

Being in a world where you have no family or friends makes life cold and empty. No one should be alone, not you or your daughter. I'm sure plenty of people here would step up to the opportunity to show you their sincerity at making your acquaintance.

If fact, I'm one of them. I have a benefit concert in Japan later this month, but before I leave for that I'll be spending a few days in Florida (I just can't seem to get enough of Florida's wonders lately...). Why don't you and you daughter join me for a day out?

Perhaps Disney World?

If you've never been there you simply must go, and I'm sure the young one will love it. My treat, think it over and let me know.

I'm kind of giddy now... I haven't been to DW since I was like... eleven.

Heh.

~Gabe

Ms. Yin. I think that yourself and I could become associates. Nearly everyday I send out a letter, and I require the utmost privacy. If you could follow your rules and my reasonable standards, I think that we would both profit from each others assets.

Honey, after having done business in Havana for a few months now I gotta ask, why you here then?

Hehehe. I'm kidding.

Kinda.

I came to Havana because it was the only place I knew which someone could buy citizenship very quickly.

I've heard that. Several elites have retired there. Great weather too I guess.