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#83337 - 03/06/07 05:23 PM Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars
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Cuz he's a dick.
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#83341 - 03/06/07 05:42 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Revenant]
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Your public approval rating has risen. Interesting.

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#83342 - 03/06/07 05:49 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: TeleRhyde]
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What can I say? I'm a sexy, likeable guy.
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#83346 - 03/06/07 06:03 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Revenant]
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You should host a telethon.

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#83354 - 03/06/07 07:26 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Wakinyan]
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Please.

Please give to Reven's Kids.

I dunno, it just doesn't have the kick that 'Jerry's Kids' does.
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#83364 - 03/06/07 08:28 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Revenant]
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Then go get a megamillion ticket tonight and hope you are one in twentyseven million on the odds. Best thing I can suggest. (also if you do win because of my suggest a 10% finders fee would be acceptable)

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#83372 - 03/06/07 09:09 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Wakinyan]
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If it helps, I've got your t-shirt Revvie.
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#83373 - 03/06/07 09:18 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Procyon]
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Yes Procyon.

It helps.

You see that everyone? He loves me.

Not all of us can be Prestons! Some of us have to scrape together everything they have just to make a buck in this crazy crazy world!

So please... open your hearts and wallets and buy a Revvie T-Shirt today.

For just 37 easy payments $19.99 you could own your very own Revenant T-Shirt.

Operators are standing by.

Offer not valid anywhere. May induce vomiting, coughing, choking, sneezing, bashfulness, dopyness, grumpyness, and in rare cases Doc.
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#83378 - 03/06/07 09:27 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Revenant]
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A T-shirt eh? Is it made out of a real Revenant, because if I'm going to wear something that butt-ugly, it had better be made out of quality material. wink
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#83395 - 03/06/07 10:07 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Preston]
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Mine's burlap, to give me that "realistic grate across your nerves" feeling.

I think they also come in wool, linen, and sandpaper.
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#83415 - 03/07/07 12:02 AM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Procyon]
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Don't forget the leather. That one's my favorite.

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#83428 - 03/07/07 01:33 AM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Velvet]
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Leather is good too...

The key thing is it has to be very, very tight.
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#83432 - 03/07/07 01:42 AM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Procyon]
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True, but if it's high-quality, you hardly notice. I bought a leather dress recently that's so comfortable, it's easy to forget I'm wearing anything at all.

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#83435 - 03/07/07 01:56 AM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Velvet]
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That happens to me all the time.

I forget I'm wearing nothing at all, though.

And Happy Birthday
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#83702 - 03/09/07 05:53 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Procyon]
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You should see it.

Yummmmmmmy.

I'm having a hard time keeping her in it.
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#84011 - 03/12/07 05:52 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Revenant]
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This is just a recap.

I'm awesome.
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#84062 - 03/13/07 10:47 AM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Revenant]
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This is me playing Devil's Avocado...

No you're not.
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#84118 - 03/14/07 12:49 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Procyon]
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Dude, why ya hatin'? Is is because I have an awesome monicker like 'Revenant' and yours is 'Raccoon'. whistle

It's understandable though, people are often off put by my aura awesomeness.
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#84121 - 03/14/07 12:56 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Revenant]
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Originally Posted By: Revenant
Dude, why ya hatin'? Is is because I have an awesome moniker like 'Revenant' and yours is 'Raccoon'. whistle

It's understandable though, people are often off put by my aura awesomeness awfulness.

There, I fixed that for you. wink
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#84152 - 03/14/07 04:56 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Dawn, OOC]
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Hah! I suppose you think that's funny?

Okay... it is, but just a lil bit.

Why ya siding with the Raccoon Man? It's cuz he's British or English... or Spanish... whatever the hell he is, isn't it?

Sokay, knock me down but I shall rise again, bigger, and awesome..er, than ever!
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#84160 - 03/14/07 05:42 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Revenant]
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Originally Posted By: Revenant
Hah! I suppose you think that's funny?

Okay... it is, but just a lil bit.

Why ya siding with the Raccoon Man? It's cuz he's British or English... or Spanish... whatever the hell he is, isn't it?

Sokay, knock me down but I shall rise again, bigger, and awesome..er, than ever!

Actually, I'm being mean 'cause I hear you like it like that. wink I'm not siding with Proc; I'm siding with you by making you hurt. grin
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#84328 - 03/16/07 03:22 PM Re: Why Revenant DOESN'T have a 100 Billion Dollars [Re: Dawn, OOC]
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You know, this is a thread more or less for humor... if anyone else wants to take a shot at me, feel free. grin
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