Name: Divis Mal

Aliases: Doctor Primoris, Michael Doningal, Kraig Blackwelder

Allegiance: Teragen, Æon Society, S Club 7

Attributes:
- Everything: ●●●●●/●●●●●●●●●●

Abilities:
- Condecending Dickweed ●●●●●

Powers:
- Do Whatfuckingever ●●●●●●●●●● (Extras: Mastery at Level Let's Say Pretty High)

Enhancements:
- Ignore Logic
- Drive Metaplot
- Love Me Dammit (2 levels)

Equipment:
- Flowing Red Not-Superheroic-Honest Cape
- Totally XXXtreme Armor
- Sock Down Trousers

Quote: "Ain't no party like an S Club Party!"

Notable Achievments:
- Stood close to a machine that went blooey
- Took advisory capacity with Æon Society as resident "guy in background with dark suit and shades who looks cool"
- Had trouble securing a date despite this being a White Wolf game where every fifth person is gay
- Invented magic way to eliminate energy forcing him away from humanity by forcing himself away from humanity; also, invented solar-powered flashlight
- Granted superpowers to people of all genders, races, faiths, political viewpoints, countries of origin and walks of life; is surprised when they don't all agree
- Took his ball and went to his totally awesome new universe that is better than yours

Personality Profile: If fanfic writers went to eleven

SPOILERS

Thanks for reading this far. Hopefully you've figured out that this was meant to be a "joke." If you didn't figure that part out I'll warn you next time so you'll know when to laugh.

Happy (belated) April Fool's.