The girl posting here as 'Cyn' is a murderer and a fugitive from the law. She was responsible for the murder of American University's Prof. Antonia Fuerta and I personally witnessed her attempt to murder another. She has confessed to a body count of over twenty. I'd strongly advise staying far away from her, and if she offers to meet you or give you her location, I would just as strongly advise you contact the authorities immediately. She is not to be trusted.

Sorry if I sound a bit harsh. I'm still nursing a broken arm because of this girl, and have been in a rotten mood about her getting away ever since. More importantly, she's proven herself to be a remoreseless killer, and I don't want to see any of you hurt. Be careful, okay?

Oh, c'mon, I'm not that bad. I like puppies and kittens, and I keep a pet fish. Isn't everyone entitled to their little hobbies?

Oh, and Brit, honey? Don't bother trying to report this one to the FBI. Since I'm kinda posting from inside their regional branch office and all.

Sweet dreams, all.

Sugar, don't worry about us; we've gotten the warning. We're not the ones with a broken arm, or the one she's calling by terms of endearment. By the way, that last is never a good sign, for those who haven't had to deal with dangerous or mentally unbalanced people.

You be careful, sweetie - I'll be praying for you.

Thanks for the warning Liberteen. If there's anything you need help with don't hesitate to ask.

I am totatlly going to break her face in for that. Real face breaking.

Cyn, you just don;t g around hurting nice people like Liberteen. You don't even go aorund hurting mean people like Summer. Mostly you do not go aorund killing people.

Liberteen, get well soon, and don't do anything to hurt your arm more.

Man... I'm a sucker for red heads.

Catalyst, sweety, if you can find me.... best of luck.

Of course, if I can find you.... well, that's a whole different kind of game, now isn't it?

Holy crap! This site sports LiberTeen and Caramel Bath!? Are you guys, like, seriously members of this site, or are you just fans? Oh, man, this is so cool! I can't wait to see what other famous novas there are here!

Oh, geez, I'm such an idiot. I can't believe I didn't even see what this thread was about. Wow. Stupid, stupid Jon. I'm sorry. This is kind of frightening. They let killers on this site? Wow. I mean, gah, sorry. I don't mean to be threadshitting.

Um, it's okay, Jon. Nice to meet you and all, and yes, it's really me. And it's really Ms. Caramel Bath, too. We have other celebrities here, too: Gabriel Law, Summer Solstice, Catalyst, Kylie 'Aura' Durham, John 'Gatecrusher' Brickman, and Longball are just a few of the publicly prominent novas who come here pretty regularly (sorry to anyone I missed! ).

Well, you missed me... but since you mentioned me earlier I suppose I'll forgive you. Just this once, you understand.

oh, wow! that's awesome! i had no idea there was so many famous novas here! Thanks, Liberteen! i really like you work, by the way. you too, Caramel Bath!

By an utterly meaningless coincidence, I happen to have found myself at loose ends.

This girl was on the Nprime chat tonight and it goes without saying is a utter psycho I hope she is captured soon.

I'm not sure how that works. It's any nova, but I've got no clue how the filtering is done.

That's because you're not famous.

Good to meet you Jon, and I'll second both of those notions.

Tunte dommer.

Okay, um, Liberteen is talking about a psycho killer and someone decides it's time to talk about their nova crushes?

I'm so goddamn confused.