"It's interesting to note how we celebrate Easter, by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit...left chocolate eggs in the night. I wonder why we're fucked up as a culture? Anybody? Why bunnies and chocolate eggs? Why not a goldfish leaving a lincoln log in your sock drawer? As long as we're making shit up, why not go hog wild? At least a goldfish flopping across your bedroom floor with a lincoln log on its back has a miraculous connotation to it. 'Mummy, mummy! There's a lincoln log in me sock drawer!' 'That's the story of Jesus!' I've read the fucking Bible, and I can't find the word 'bunny' or 'chocolate' anywhere in there!"
Happy Zombie Jesus Day, all.
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I think that one defines themself through reinvention. To not be like your parents. To not be like your friends. To not be like your peers. To be yourself. To carve yourself out of wood.
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