Just give Long some time, Troop. He'll feel the need to spread his seed to a new female. Then Endeavor will be on the outs like Timeslip. He'll keep doing it to female after female because it is in his nature.

I will shed no tears for Endeavor when Long casts her aside. She enabled his primitive urges.

Aww, sweetie, don't be like that. It is an insult, because most of us "Redneck Hillbilly Southerners" don't know what a fucking thesaurus is.

I like your attitude. What are you doing Friday night, cutie?


Yeah, I want to punch out the entire Japanese culture for giving me that fucking baggage.

Oh man, I can't believe I didn't recognise you, Brawlzilla!

When's your next fight?

Reckon the same thing I do every other Friday night: get sauced, rub one out, and curse at the television.

You too eh?

And you wonder why you have a hard time holding on to a good woman.

Weak grip most likely. If you shake em' really hard though they tend to stay disoriented well enough to prevent them running too fast.

If he can tear his eyes away from Dora The Exlporer reruns long enuough to chase her down.

Who the fuck said I wonder? I don't wonder. I know just why I can't hold on to a good woman.

There's no such fucking thing.

I could name a few.

Fuck you you can. A good woman is like a bassist who isn't a complete fucko (See side note).

Neither exist.



(Fucko - That is not to be confused with the clown who also engages in sexual activity, by the way. I don't think Captain Spaulding would appreciate that)

The definition of a "good woman" comes from men who expect women to be supportive, yielding, warm, submissive, and silent in the face of all of their fucktardation.

Considering what an absolute fucker you are, it's hardly unbelievable you haven't found some vapid, empty-headed mongrel that will eat scraps from your hand regardless of how many times you've kicked her in the stomach or unleashed your thesaurus of witty-barbs in her face when she neglected to fold your boxers just the way you like them.

If serial killers have women wanting to marry them, you must be off the charts of the intolerability meter not to find some woman that will happily and silently put up with your bullshit.

Fucked from both ends, huh, Sally? If we adopt traditional masculine-feminine roles and treat our women like fine china, we're guilty of being patronizing tools of the machinery of the patriarchy that keeps women down. And if we treat you like we treat other men - like equals - you mewl like wounded kittens about how we're playing too rough and that "ladies" expect better. What a fucking hoot.

Added bonus: someone who was involved with WakiToDan endeavors to lecture me about relationships. I nearly pissed myself laughing.

Oooh, the barb, it hurts it hurts!!

It's a fucking shame that most men think treating a woman like an equal means she obviously appreciates Nascar, Milwaukee's Best, and the Gun/Knife show. Nothing born with a "Y" chromosome that I've ever met can actually process in their testicle sized grey matter that treating a woman like a man isn't treating them like an equal. The problem with that crap rationale, Machimyboy, is that most men can't abide the thought of affording true equal status to something that is more often than not physically weaker than themselves. Quantum-strength aside, and all that.

They likes the power and the control that comes from a testosterone fueled adolescence. And when little five-foot tall ninety-pound Mary Sue says she's the equal of six-five two-ten Billy Joe, that testicle-sized grey matter can't compute, and starts acting with sever fucktardation.

Better to hold her wrists behind her back, bend her over, and show her what little power she has.

Added bonus: Oooh, oooh, he throws my eighteen-year old indiscretion back in my face as though it was my current self going after the Waki we all know and love now, instead of the one we knew back then.

Try harder you bastich. I've got thicker skin.

Tch. You're cute when you're a hardass, DX.



Well, at least you're honest about what sort of woman you must be, by default. It's admirable, really.

Oh, and welcome.

So angry. Men, you need to know to be very afraid of Juri, if you're not going to heed my advice then perhaps proof of her evil is in order.

I give you an authentic shot of Salamander's pleasant honey pot. I risked my unlife to get this shot... ---> Divin' On Juri

[OOC: The pic is clean, no porn. It's safe to click.]

I'm gonna need a bigger boat.

It's not the size of the boat, it's the mot-

Eh. No, after seeing that picture, yeah. And a harpoon.

RAWR!

Back to you, Sally. Sorry to ruin your tirade, you Gonorrhea infection given life, but you're not wrong, and I ain't going to argue otherwise, seeing as how I pretty much agree with everything you said.

But that's the problem with chippies like you; you get a whiff of something that to your ingrown Crazy Bitch Audio Filtering System sounds like it might in some way disagree with your tome of embattled dogma, and your first reaction is to go off on some castrating, man-hating tirade without having assembled shit to back it up. You're like a special ed shark; get the scent of blood in the water and you frenzy, and damn whether you're right or justified or not.

Sorry to derail your little ill-informed rant about what a cheuvenistic, hillbilly caveman I am, but hey, whatever, rant all you like. It's cute.

You started it by bashing women first, ya bastich. I'm just returning the favor.

Who was bashing women? I don't remember bashing any women. Guess it never occurred to you, FireCrotch, that damn fuckin' grim assesment of your split-tailed ilk is one I share with the rest of our virus-with-shoes excuse for a species. I just didn't have to qualify it until you showed up and started jackbooting on my cock screaming "OMFG SEXIST!!!"

Blow me, Paglia. I think you all suck.

This is, in a round about way, the kind of woman that I am. I've no intentions on being a good girl for some guy when he wants me to be. This wasn't just an opinion of myself, but an opinion of the idea of 'A good woman'. The guys I like are not the kind who want 'A good woman' anyway.

Machi-bastich, you're so cute when you backpedal. Wanna go on a date?

Why do you ask? Is it your turn to set up some of the hairy-knuckled Neanderthals in your Valerie Solanas Fan Club with their weekly pinata again already?

Hmm. Valerie Solanas. Nice one. Sorry to disappoint you, but daddy never stuck it to me as a child, so my quite healthy opinion of the Y chromosome was nurtured by the same loving fucktardation that your adoration of the X one apparently was.

Is that a yes?

Get a room.

Heh. There are good women, and good men, no matter how much sarcasm or cynicism you want to heap on the idea.

Its good to know that, or to at least know that someone still believes in a greater good of sorts. Thank you.

Still not a word from the Long train runnin', huh? Now there's a shocker. Guess the "path of the Warrior (tm)" involves running straight out the goddamn door and as far away from your personal responsibility as possible.

It’s a shame. Mr. Long never seemed the type to do something like that.

Perhaps 'Path Of The Warrior (tm)' means 'Typical Man'. I wouldn't know since I'm not fluent in Japanese.

I decided to learn Latin instead, in case Dr. Troll ever decided to wax philosophical in my vicinity.

Speaking of protracted silences, it's Contessa! How have you been? You should come over to Cleveland and check out our new place sometime soon. I think Meghan would be glad to see you too.

Maybe he simply sees no need to respond to base insults from people he neither knows nor cares to know?

Just a thought.

Must be nice to be an abdicating shitstain who's powerful enough to not be accountable to anybody, huh, Huggy-Bear?

I just assumed he was spanning globe looking for a patch kit for his new inflatable sailor scout.

So he cheated on his wife with something easier and more available... congrats, the Terat is more human than he thinks.

What's the big damn deal?

I don't give a good goddamn who the philandering shithead sticks his spiny dong into. As for as I'm concerned, that fucking otaku nerd and Sailor Cum Dumpster deserve each other.

But fucking breeding? Please, let it be some kind of sick fucking joke. How whatever fiat of fate caused the most of us to be sterile while passing over these two mistakes is fucking boggling to me; it's enough to make a guy wanna see a reprieve of the Tenth plague.

I would like to point out that he doesn't owe you an explanation; dispite your dismay regarding the coming (or have they arrived now?) children, that's not really your concern. He owes those directly involved in this mess, and last I knew you didn't have a horse in that race.

I'm sure you just felt the need to say something rude and mean, though. And you're so good at it! Bonus, right?

Ever consider that we're too BUSY to even give a damn, Machina?

I've actually had some quality time with the entire family and quite frankly, I prefer their company over washing the deck with testosterone here.

And Carver, you are right, it's our business, and the business of those directly involved. Everyone else can either sit on the sidelines or just get out of the game.

So long, and thanks for all th