Few Novas can compare to the impact made by Eddy Ally in recent history*. Eddy Ally is a major mover and shaker in the world**. Eddy Ally set the media ablaze when he shocked the world and gave notice that he was looking to partner with another talented Nova.

Eddy Ally is without peer in many significant ways***. Whoever partners with Eddy will form an unstoppable duo that will truly change the world.****

* This profile has been created by the Get Eddy Ally a Cush Job Foundation.
** It is unknown at this time what Eddy Ally is moving and shaking.
*** Eddy Ally's power are still developing and it is not currently known in which arenas Eddy Ally's true strengths lie.
**** This is merely prediction and not based on fact. If a talented & world changing Nova agrees to take Eddy Ally under their wing, then they may in fact change the world together.

lmao, this is the best profile I have seen!