You know, I was expecting lots of fan mail and stuff after what I was told at the Rashoud, but I had no idea that novas got this much love from fans. I'm going to stop updating my OpSpace page, because I can no longer keep up with the friend list spam and messages. I've had to register my own OpNet domain and set up a dedicated fan site there instead.

How weird is that? I mean, seriously, there's all these A-list novas running around the world. Why is my site getting so many hits?

Anyway, if you'd like to take a look at Project Pewtopia, it's at http://www.pewtopia.op .

You make it sound like a bad thing. Put your popularity to good use for a cause you feel for and make the world just a little better. Give it a shot.

I guess you didn't look at my site then. Project Pewtopia is all about making the world a better place, one tiny city in Iowa at a time.

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Wait! Making the whole world into Iowa is a good thing? I hadn't realized that.

Wait, what?

I'm not turning the world into Iowa. That'd be silly. I said that I was making the world a better place, one tiny city in Iowa at a time. In other words, it's that whole "think globally, act locally" thing in action. I'm not strong enough to change the world, so I'm taking care of my little corner of it.

Does that make any sense at all?

It makes perfect sense.

You go girl!


Sorry, just had to get that out of my system. Congrats. Go for it. Remember to help those that cannot help themselves. And have fun with it.

I wish you all the luck in the world.

Brilliant application of a wonderful idea! Best of luck to you.

You're doing a great job

Aww, thank you everyone!

I like this!

I added you to my profile as a friend. You're so sweet in a uniquely American way.

Does this mean you receive so much mail you won't get all the kitten tongues I wanted to send you?

You've become decidedly less amusing the more I read of you, Alptraum.

I think it sounds wonderful, Missy. I adore you, and have all the respect in the world for you. If there's anything I can do or if you ever need my help, please ask. I'd love to work on something with you.

You know you can visit Marshalltown any time you'd like, Brittany.

I hope you are comfortable with the idea of seven novas who all want to murder you.

Just prepare them properly first. Nothing is worse than rotting tongue.

Or so I've heard.

Ooo, or you could send her the paws! Then she could make keychains, and sell them as a side job.

I'd better shut up before White Widow adds me to the list, 'cause that'd be awkward.

Maybe you could just talk to him and explain why it's bad to torture kittens? Please?

Bad Coyote, no biscuit! It's wrong to kill kittens.

I could have a word with him.

Of course you run yours so that makes it pretty special right there, but I'd guess you probably aren't. The big name elites each have dozens of websites devoted to them. Ditto Core. Ditto the others.

It shouldn't be to weird that your getting so many hits when your identity as a Nova is know country wide. Your good deeds don't go unnoticed which I'm sure helps draw more attention to yourself.

Though I'm glad there are Nova's out there like you that make it easier for a Nova like me to stay behind the scenes.

Who knew that eviscerating kittens would upset so many. No word about the dogs.

But, fear not my OpNet friends, I've had to curtail my activities. I didn't want to attract attention so I had to wander far and wide to gather up the animals. As a result it's gotten bothersome. So, no more fun for poor Alptraum. At least, not for awhile.

Oh, what were your methods, at least until you stopped? I'd be curious to know...

What IS it with you!?

What? I can't ask a question?

Cuteness and fuzzyness aside, it's wrong to kill kittens and puppies for the same reason that it's wrong to kill anyone or anything for sport. Would you want to be killed just for laughs if someone bigger than you came along and decided it'd be great fun to cut you into pieces?

Empathy, people, empathy! It's what separates us from the animals. We have the ability to see things from the point of view of others and to empathize with their wishes to remain alive and happy the same way we want to remain alive and happy.

I can't believe I have to explain this to people.

Don't worry little Missy. I only kill those who need killing.

Of course, I enjoy every moment of it, but I think it's important to enjoy what you do and to take pride in doing a good job of it.

Methods? As in how did I capture the furry little darlings? Treats mostly.

Or as in how did I dispatch them?

Many and varied. The only common thread was to make sure it took as long as possible. Some common household poisons take absolutely forever to kill and do so quite painfully.

Excellent point. It should only done for revenge or profit.

I agree with you 100% P3.

I hate to break it to you miss Pew^3, but we are animals. We are still a product of evolution, and evolution is a violent process. That being said, torturing small animals is not exactly normal animal behavior. As for killing and death: very normal.

I see "Pew Pew Pew" and I see "Stinky Stinky Stinky".


Just thinking outloud.

I don't understand.