Amateur.


I'm going to enjoy watching you suffer.

Are you trying to be shocking? I guess you are, but you're coming off kinda flat. You might want to work on that, if you ever want to actually be considered threatening or evil or whatever you're trying for. See? I can't even tell what you're trying to do.

Hmph. I happen to like kittens.

Particularly when served with new potatoes and fresh greens.

In any case, snuffing the lives of such small, helpless creatures merely for shock value is a waste of time. Surely you can find more interesting prey, and a more challenging method of sport suited to your talents and predilections.

Huh, doubtful. It's quite obvious he's found the challenge and sport that best suits him.

He is worthless and weak.

Is it just me or did this forum just take a turn for the dangerous?

Interesting bunch you got here.

Back to the original topic, education is a marvellous thing. I used it to shred my father's theories on art history in my first undergraduate year.

Congratulations.

I'm sure a kitten has just died mewling your name.

That would be kinda cool if the kitten could talk and would actually gasp, "Rosemarie." Though "Rosebud" would be classical, right? But I think that scenario is unlikely, given the anatomical changes that would be neccesary for a cat to talk. And there's a 50% chance it was a puppy. Hey, Al, do you just kill dogs or cats, or do you do other small furries? Let me know, 'k? I'd like my predictions to be as accurate as possible.

And oh, education is overrated when you're smart enough. Give me twenty minutes, and I can learn anything I need to know. Why pay some old, white dude a billion bucks for something I can do for free at the library? And a diplomia is just a piece of paper; all it tells people is that I'm dumb enough to waste my time in school. If you wanna know what I can do, come to my shop.

Rosemarie, you are good at what you do. I like your show. Though I don't always agree with you, you never fail to intrigue the mind.

The Coyote, where is your shop?

Nazlini, Arizona. Why? You wanna come play with my toys?

Careful. He seems like a pretty boy, and you know how delicate they can be. I'd hate to see his Sunday clothes get dirty.

True. I'll have to make sure he's got protective gear. Thanks, Jack!

Ravenshire (as a side note, what kind of name is that?), bring coveralls.

Aww for fucks sake, there goes another one.

Poor animals.

Not so sure about that. I'm not ugly, but I'm no Gabriel Law either.



Ravenshire is my last name. First name is Daniel. I don't have a nova handle.
As for the occupational hazards of hanging out at an engineers workshop = I'll wear something appropriate.

Make sure your outfit is nonconductive. Just to be safe.

Does this mean you're coming out here? This went from hypothetical to reality in 7 posts! Is that a record?


Hee! Al, pick a coondog! I hate those fucks! Wait, you're in somewhere not-America. Well, pick something loud and aggravating - cat, dog, horse - whatever!

Ooo, I know! A rooster. They're loud, and my aunt's chases me all the time - or he did, until I taught him what greaves are.

Nonconductive - Check
If the invitation still stands, I can come out this weekend. Not sure about being a record though.

Sure, come on out! I'm always ready to show my stuff off.

If you can find Nazlini, that is.

County Road 27 to 310, right? Is there a place I can land a plane?

I'll send you a PM with directions.

There is a certain twisted artistry to the people here.

Besides, I hate cats. Did I mention I was one of England's leading art critics before eruption?

Step out for a minute, and you guys go nuts. I have some catching up to do, I see.



And you care because? It's not as if God doesn't kill one every time you jerk off, anyway. You've single-handedly helped Bob Barker in his quest to control the pet population.



Nobody is.



Like hell. I distinctly remember a few propositions being lobbed in your direction.

My kidney still hasn't moved back to its original home.



Is that what the kids are calling it these days? Nice euphemism.



How nice for you.

I woundn't mind seeing your shop Karrie, mind If I drop by?

I'm good at what I do, Jackal. Why should I be modest about it?

Pride comes before the fall.

Sure! Uh... when?

We're all good at what we do, here. For most of us, that includes actually doing something.

Good luck in the lifestyles of the effete and worthless.

ROFL!x10^6


Hey, I said I was sorry!

You'd know.

Oh, that's right - it was your girlfriend who took the fall.

whenever's good for you.

Was that to me? I hope it was! You can come anytime.

Wanna drive the tank?


*getting serious, really truly serious* Should you be joking about that? An internet search reveals that this may not be a good idea...

Heh. Nice retort.

I think it's safe to say you can kiss your career in the public goodbye, girlie.

I'm paid to be shocking, good sir.

so long as it doesn't get thrown at me....

once was enough....

Nope! No tossing, please. It's the first thing I fixed after my eruption. My stepdad would have a heart attack if it was tossed, considering he already had one with I rolled it into his yard.

I guess I need to come with a health warning, huh, Jack?

Rosemarie there is shocking and then their is cruel and hurtful. Do you even know the difference?

Oh, I'll bet you are.

Trouble is, girl, it's hard to get paid if you're not employed, and you just said something very, very naughty to a very, very influential man.

You talk a good game, of course, but I have a feeling that's all you can do.

We'll see.

heh sounds good if you want to PM me the location i can be there

Like cheap liquor and expensive toys.