While I'm hanging out here, a question for the board.

What does your evil universe counterpart look like? What did she/he get for Eruption?

See, I'm thinking my evil universe twin is a kid who gave up on his dream of being a rock star and just threw himself into business, hoping to get money and women and just living with hating himself for selling out. Dreams never make it to the plate, after all.

So, he's trying real hard to sell stuff to people who aren't interested. What stuff, what for, he doesn't care. He cares about his commission and the night in Vegas he's going to have with it. And then...blammo! He pops, and becomes a salesman like no one's ever dreamed. He lands the sale, he lands a promotion, and pretty soon, he's hijacked the company.

He doesn't ever reveal he's a nova, because he's better off flying under the radar. He's got a wife he's turning into a Kewpie doll, a business full of employees who are too afraid to do anything but their best for him, and a coke and prostitute habit that takes more than it's fair share of his disposable income.

Deep down? He'd like to come out and be a nova, but he's to the point where he can't deal with other people except by manipulating them. It's the only way he can interact with other people, the closest thing he has to human contact.

He goes on a power-trip, gets caught, and gets sent wherever the scary novas go. The end.

I can't believe nobody's posted on this yet! I love these kinds of questions.

Okay, hmm, let's see. Evil Alternate Universe LiberTeen.

I prefer to think my evil twin would have similar powers, just use them differently. She'd probably be a dogmatic, hard-core Christian or Muslim, a champion of abstinence, probably allied with some group like Focus on the Family or the Moral Majority.

Really, I'm so far out on the edge (admittedly ) that the mirror image of me could only be some insane cartoon. I have this image of a raven-haired, purse-lipped, button-down prude who twists peoples' wills against themselves, forcing them to behave and even think the way she demands they do, doing everything in her power to erode civil rights and acceptance of anyone who deviates from the status quo. She'd probably be a peach in the eyes of the government, provided she wasn't too outwardly crazy, but eventually things would come to a head and someone would find out the tangled web she'd been weaving. Unlike myself, she'd probably be a conspirator and schemer, and in the end, I hope she'd be caught and disgraced, and hopefully the backlash against her and her actions would repair some of the damage she did.

I don't like mirror me.

Evil Universe Counterpart:

I would probably be some fascist, power-mad criminal bent on controlling the Los Angeles underworld and then extending my power into the light.
Seriously, the underworld economy in Southern California is a powerful force. I'm glad I know I couldn't stand the man I would become if I ever attempted something like that.

Anti-Josh is probably a gay monk with healing powers who selflessly works to undo the efforts of the rest of you.

My alternate universe anti-self would be risk averse to say the least. He would probably be morbidly obese and non-athletic. As for powers, I could imagine him with some sort of mental power that allowed him to get his thrills watching others try to get themselves killed.

Hmm. This is kind of a tough question.

I think probably that the "anti-me" would be a hardcore thrillseeker who didn't care who she hurt or what sort of trouble she caused as long as she was the center of attention. She'd be vicious, callous, and completely insane, without any sort of regard for laws or morals or propriety. She'd probably be the type to tear a mugger's throat out or something instead of reporting it to the police- you know, the kind of person with a total lack of impulse control.

Since I don't really have much in the way of "powers" myself, I guess she'd probably be a lot stronger than I am, physically, to suit her aggressive nature...

It's a little scary for me to think about. No morals, no remorse, and a really nasty temper. I definitely wouldn't want to meet her.

My evil counterpart would be a heartless manipulator, bent on driving a wedge between baseline humanity and novakind. He would probably join the teragen, not for any sense of fullfillment, but as a tool toward his own selfish aims. Assuming we started at the same eruption point, he would be a shining intellect by now - smarter than me, but less well-rounded.

I am not sure I judge my actions and my life in a moral context. I do what I need to survive.

I believe the Evil Counterpart to me is Liberteen. I know I would never have the confidence to wear that outfit.

A difficult answer for such a simple question. I have been pondering this question all day, and have come to some sort of 'compromise' (for lack of a better word).

-The person would most likely be an illiterate and uneducated baseline. Probably a common criminal with mental retardation.

-They would have been born in France, as opposed to The British Isles.

-One good thing about them, is that they would have a full head of hair as an adult. (I got bad genes from my mother).

This is a pretty scary question for me.

I guess I would be some mad geniuses evil lackey, working on some means to use science to enslave or annihalate my fellow human beings. I would definitely be an unpleasant person, full of myself and my vision for the future. I would probably even gloat over captured prisoners.

Mine would likely be some self-hating Turkish slut.

You've never seen me come in for an air landing from the ground floor, have you?

So, much cooler than you?

Never in person, but it took less than three minutes to vicariously share the experience on the Opnet.

Love the emote you found for our own little shave-tail monkey.
It fits.

One of my friends had it as a screensaver.

So the French are in a evil universe?

I think Anti-Mech would be locked into a a single form he hated. He'd be ground-bound and out only to cause pain and suffering to others.

My evil universe counterpart would probably be an arrogant, attention-seeking sociopath, compulsively manipulating everyone around him. I'd expect him to be much more intelligent and driven, wielding significant temporal power.

Just hope you like what you saw. I hear there's some pay site online that collects and publishes photo and video of such events whenever they can.

And by "I hear", I mean "we're currently in litigation". Not because I want the money, I just don't think anyone should have to pay for the show.



I thought it was especially apt. Thank you.

Right about now I should be saying:

Interesting. I'll be making a note of this.

This is hypothetical right? I mean seriously... I'm already living the dream, what more could I imagine?

I have a cat here that I'm going to carve your name into over and over again until it expires.

Um.....I have no clue.

I really don't have that kind of imagination I guess.

Anyone esle have any ideas for mine?

A Voodoo King with an army of Undead Minions. Your minions moan "Brainzzz ... brainzzz ..." as they shamble towards their victims.

Also, you would probably live in Haiti instead of Cuba and run a chain of fast food resturants as a cover for your plans at world domination/digestion. Needless to say, this chain would serve noxious food at incredibly cheap prices.

A man with unlimited resources with a black void the pumps ice through his veins, hell bent on making sure you and every living and breathing thing in this world succumbs to misery and agony.

I'll let you imagine the rest...

It’s kind of scary now that I think about it.

Golly, Evil-Me could be your henchman!

Sorry, I'd have to work alone. Can't have a jealous #2 turning against me at a critical moment during one of my master plans.

I'd certainly invite you over for a spot of tea sometime however.

You know Evan, that version of you would be so incredibly attractive.

Spare the World - Get the Girl

Spare the World - Get the Girl

Spare the World - Get the Girl

Sorry, but I have to choose the Spare the World option. Its that whole utopian thing.

Poor thing. I could make it soooo worth it.

Hey, Summer, didn't you want to check out the restraunt? I ain't heard hide nor hair of you about it.

Certainly not! My sister's reputation in tarnished enough. Dining with a cannibal is the last thing she needs on her record!

Tch, whatever. He's not a cannibal, it's not cannibalism if you eat yourself it's more like self mutilation or something, I think. So in a sense Jonny is crying out for help and as a duly appointed representative of Team Tomorrow it's my responsibility to help him and all that other happy rainbow crap that goes with it.

This is a public service Autumn, god. Get with it.

I'd love to see the place Jonny. Have a time in mind?

Mmmmm ...

How often to do you get to look at a man and go "those thighs are firm, defined, and delicious" and really mean it? Yum.

Summer if Johnny is too busy, I would be happy to be your culinary guide.

Autumn, don't knock it til you try it. Try to be more like your sister and live a little.

God, my evil universe counterpart? He'd probably be a ruthless and efficient hunter, given over to animalistic instincts and mentality.

He'd probably be constantly altering his body to find the perfect combination of animal traits to hunt his prey with, likely never appearing in exactly the same form twice.

His ability to blend in with baseline society would make him particularly difficult to track and catch.

I don't think I want to meet evil-me.

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Sure ya do... c'mon, I'll buy the drinks that night. Afterwards we'll go out and roll some nuns or something.