We are novas, so we can do some amazing things. Still, we can't do everything. What this Christmas season would you want to do if you could do anything - even if for just one day?


Me? I don't have an answer yet.

Eat Santa and reindeer.

Dick.

Sit and have Chirstmas dinner with my mother and father, like we used to.

You never know how precious some things are until you've lost them.

He he. I make joke and now laugh at you. I like Santa. Kids like Santa. I never eat him because he nice fat white man.

Yer still a dick.

I would blanket the world in ice and smother every ounce of warmth.

That's what I'd do.

I hate this season.

It hates you.

Anyway, to respond to Hero's question, I'd like some reconciliation with my family. And a pony. Ponies are cool.

I would like to make everyone in the world a nova for one week, just so they could get a feeling for what we are about. Yeah, it would suck to come down from that, but I think it would help people gain some understanding.

And not just the beautiful, or kewl novas either. Not everyone gets to be a Primal.

Mmmm ... I like ponies.

Christmas is a cruel dream. I'll be glad when its over. New Year's Eve is my holiday. Out with the Old, in with the New.

Building on what Gabriel said; Everyone could be with the one's they love the most for one whole day, without interruption. I think that would be a good start.

I'd like to go on like a $350,000,000 shopping spree. You know, for new clothes and stuff. I've had this OpPhone for almost four months now, so yeah... it's way old. Time for a new one.

Oh, and I'd probably ask Santa to break of California into the ocean. You know, so we wouldn't have to get dirty or spend money on them every time there is an earth quake.

For fucks sake, you girls need to lighten up.

Quoted for unbelievability. Wow.

There are days I'm comforted to know that Summer is Project Utopia's problem and not out on her own.

I would wrap the whole world in a winter storm, swirling waves of cold and snow and whipping winds. I want to feel the pulse of that global storm and to be one with it.

I would also like a new poncho/jungle camouflage pattern.

Amen sister. But, camo? Seriously. Have you no sense of style?

I'd see to it that all you spawns of Satan were burned in the righteous fires of damnation!

Prepare to meet thy God foul demons, the time is soon upon you that you and your bastard fathers and whore mothers will know the fury of God's wrath!

Jesus loves you too.

Hey buddy, ask Dustbin to eat your essence. He's a real genial guy; I'm sure you'll get along great.

Really, the two of you should meet up. Do some good ol' demon-saint smiting. It'd be a learning experience.

I live in the Tropics and circumstance requires me to wear sensible clothes.

Now that I think about it, I really will make it snow on Christmas here.

Brother Maynard. My mother was whore.

You want meeting with Demon of jungle?

I think Brother Fucktard went off to have some alone time with his hand - uh, I mean his rosary beads.

I would wish for lots of things, yes, but Père Noël has such a difficult time finding me already and all shiny boxes and bows need someone to open them. Better someone who has not got so many bright colours and sharp mirror-edges stored away already. So, I wish for nothing. I can be happy knowing he grants it, no?

Exactly!

(whatever that was supposed to mean...)

Go home. If there was one thing I could do this Christmas, I'd go home.

I would like to surf a wave that never ends. Ski a mountain with no bottom. And skydive in a sky without a ground.

Savagely fuck each and every last one of you.


























Kidding! Kidding! I know you guys probably don't expect that sort of language from me. I was just making a joke. Promise. Sorry if I disappointed or horrified anybody.

In reality, I know you're probably all expecting the Miss America answer, but it's the truth, so I'll say it, anyway: I wish everyone could be happy for a little while. I wish everyone had a good meal, a warm bed, and people they cared about to spend the day with. If I could, I'd make it so that everyone across the world could have one good day. This has less to do with the actual holiday of Christmas than the "magic" of the season, how most people tend to see Christmastime as special and act accordingly. If I somehow had one wish, that would be it. One good day for everyone. Because one good day is all it takes to really turn it all around, sometimes. Just like the opposite is true, too.

Is that the Naughty or Nice list? Just checking.

I'd make it so that every nova in the world would, for about a week, drop all the differences and get to know each other, and see how much they have in common.

Like kicking Brother Maynard's ass up around his shoulder-blades.

Although, LiberTeen's suggestion has serious merit.

Take a long swandive into the Hell you created, spermclot.

Dear Santa:
About what you left me under the Christmas tree this year...

Mellow out Paramancer. We start banding words with these hate-mongers and all we do is lower ourselves. This guy isn't worth your time.

Hmm, I think I'm getting what I want for this christmas, except for that set of Golf clubs, unless I find a new way to play Golf.

As far as you know, he's still alive, right?

I'm as cool and calm as I need to be, brother.