Smart & money certainly two words I'm sure a country bumpkin like yourself isn't very used to.

Considering I did spend an entire day allowing you to be seen with me I suppose we're close enough that I could send your daddy a proper home schooling kit for you and a sizable doantation... considering it is Christmas an all.

I can't seem to look up your daddy on the Op-Pages... which cousin did you say he was again?

Oh, that's so sweet of you, Summer! But will it be the same kit that your father uses? Because if it's the usual regiment of restraints, paddles, and the third edition "Encylopedia of Incest" and the acclaimed "In the Family; Consensual Incest in the 21st Century", you needn't bother. My father didn't need them.



Frankly, Summer, I expected better of you. I mean, at least a "Which brother named 'Daryl' is he, again?" or "Is he Jimbo, Jethro, Jed, or Gummy Joe?" or something.

And who says incest isn't funny?

Ouch!!

I'd probably be Kittie.

Enough, both of you. That isn't funny, and I don't see why either of you would think so. Especially you Summer. LiberTeen, I expected a bit more maturity from you, but as always my standards were too high.

I will not see anything more like this from either of you or I'll kick the node right from Summer's skull and you'll be sharing the bed beside her.

I hope we're clear.

Idiots.

Oh, ha ha.

:butts in

Mellow out, girl. You take yourself and everything else wayyy too damn seriously.

I'm not sure which one I prefer - the vapid, shallow bitch or the disdainful, emo bitch. At least Summer's halfway funny. You just make me wanna sigh and go drown some puppies.

By the way, I'm Fade. Hi! (This introduction is not a command/request to derail the already derailed thread. Do not treat it as such. Thank you.)

Nice to meet you, but if you want to post here, you have to offer up something on-topic. "Who would your evil universe counterpart be?" I'm pretty sure that the argument between Liberteen, Summer, and Autumn is a good example of that, even if unintentionally!

Fair 'nuff.

My evil universe counterpart...

Well, he'd probably be wealthy, but not for the same reasons. I'm thinking a self-made man. He'd probably be polite, if alarmingly lethal. And he'd probably have worse hair.

So...you're...rude, wealthy by inheritence, and have great hair?

I talked to him in the OpNet chat room tonight, and he doesn't seem to be all that bad.

I wasn't assuming he was. Just taking him at his word.

I can't speak for the awesomeness of his hair, or lack thereof, though!

Pretty much. I'm trying to cut back on the rudeness, hanging out with novas it might lower my life expectancy.

And yes, I have great hair.

Your pretty much a nobody, and you started off with 'vapid and shallow', and 'disdainful and emo' only top it off with 'bitch'? I'd say your preferences really don't matter.

Considering you'll not be getting close to either one of us any time soon to formulate an opinion of us outside this forum it really doesn't matter what you think.

I do note that.

Yes. Yes you are.

Drew, everyone looks at life through their own set of filters. Some are just shittier and more low-budget than others. Sure, I could be snarky and treat other people like crap, but that would only prove what a shit I'm capable of being.

If you were snarky and treated other people like crap, I would call you on said crap. I might or might not be snarky about it.

Seriously dude...I'm not sure what you're trying to say. Don't call people on their bullshit, it's all futile and pointless?

Heh. Its like two people having a conversation in a room about another person (or persons) in that room yet not addressing them specifically. Clearer?

Posters here aren't childern. They are pass the spanking stage. Let them live in the toilet their mouths create. We don't have to swim in it.

I dig.

I'm not. I like spankings.

I'm glad I didn't have to be the one to mention that...

Summer, you talk a good game, but who actually wants to be with you? Even your sister talks about you like your some chore.

There goes my respect for the E-Man.

Fucking hypocrite. Take your own advice next time.

Seconded!



I like being with Summer.

Really?

In that case I withdraw my earlier slight. I'll give your judgement the benefit of the doubt.

Me too.

"Santa"? "Big Gay Jesus"?

What the hell is wrong with you people?

Geez... If you're going to play snide and sarcastic and try to weigh in with personal jokes and cutting comments, at least try not to sound like complete blundering asshats when you do it. Being a nova doesn't give you carte blanche to act like an idiot. Node-measuring contests don't make you look "cool" to your adoring public 'cause, chances are, you don't have one here.

Christ. Some of you are way too full of yourselves.

I think you rather missed the point of that part of my post, which was that the whole misquoting thing was somewhat ridiculous. Maybe it's that sarcasm doesn't translate well to OpNet sites. Or maybe you just think it's a really lousy point. Whatever.

No need to jump on my ass.

You should be so lucky.

And, yeah. Lousy point.

Wow. Somebody's hostile tonight.

It wasn't meant as an insult to Summer. Now, if you take issue with the perceived crappiness of my satire, that's something else entirely, and you may feel free to lay off at any time, your opinion being unwelcome.

That's the lousy thing about the OpNet. I have to deal with your crappy attempts at satirical humor, and you have to deal with my calling them crappy attempts at satirical humor... Both are equally unwelcome, apparently, so we're even.

See how that works?

I'm sorry for assaulting your eyes with my crap attempts at humor, then. Feel free to skip over my posts in the future, as they obviously will contain nothing of interest or value. And on that note, toaster screw velociraptor dirt binder.

(Note: The above was a CRAPPY JOKE. Some self-appointed AUTHORITIES on HUMOR, also know as COMPLETE DICKS, may not understand humor, only humour. Thus an explanation is necessary to encourage them to not commit you. This explanation is also a form of CRAPPY JOKE and may be taken as such. Thank you)

Hyper-sensitive little guy, aren't you? I'm sure weeping about this to your counselor later will earn you a hug and a gold star, maybe even a smiley-face sticker or something.

Drama queen.

Once again, you miss the whole fucking point and leech any possible humor out with your vampiric literal-minded touch...*sigh*

Whatever. I'm done arguing. I submit, the way of the Kittie is best and exalted over all other ways. Forgive me Mummy for I have sinned.