2018 will be very good for some people, it is certain. It is suggested that you (any individual exposed to this message) try to be one of those people.
Shape-shifters are encouraged to interpret the above suggestion in a non-literal manner.
Please consider stating your new year's resolution(s) (if any) to facilitate mutual support.
Consensus advocates that it be resolved: Get Outside more often.
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"This quote is possibly amusing because it is self referential."